factions:

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck

(via coluring)

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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(Source: itsbabyanimals, via siinmiiedo)

my sense of humor:

ironinkpen:

  • suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
  • staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
  • *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
  • zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
  • *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
  • “what are you doing” “my best”
  • shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
  • “Bees?”

(via coluring)

You gotta find the balance between having fun & having funds. Sometimes you gotta miss out to stack up.

(via doubledeasha)

ijumaaa:

longway-jones:

african-aquarian:

queenxkimberly:

Only girls can relate 😂😭

Supporting evidence : see my whole things is…..

Direct quote: then he was like..

Cited sources: that nigga, Instagram, his homies, ol girl.

(via future-somethings-deactivated20)

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ijumaaa:

longway-jones:

african-aquarian:

queenxkimberly:

Only girls can relate 😂😭

Supporting evidence : see my whole things is…..

Direct quote: then he was like..

Cited sources: that nigga, Instagram, his homies, ol girl.

(via future-somethings-deactivated20)

drug-lxrd:

Its a Tumblr Joint. Pass it on. Dont mess up the rotation B

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drug-lxrd:

Its a Tumblr Joint. Pass it on. Dont mess up the rotation B

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(Source: foreign-pxpi, via doubledeasha)

(Source: commongayboy, via coluring)

hackmylifetrutv:

Stop dropping $$$$ on expensive teeth-whitening products and head to your kitchen instead! HACK MY LIFE, leaving you smiling.

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hackmylifetrutv:

Stop dropping $$$$ on expensive teeth-whitening products and head to your kitchen instead! HACK MY LIFE, leaving you smiling.

  • me: *sneezes*
  • mom: remember January 14th 2008 when i told you to bring a jacket

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via ojxo-o)